As my co-blogger previously stated, I do apologize for not posting for such a long time. Drew thanks for keeping it running. Like my counterpart I just moved to an apartment in Los Angeles and was without internet for 2 fuckin' weeks. So I hope you all out there will cut me some slack. Now on to the piece of shit that was Max Payne.
I'm gonna lay something on the table. I believe in video game movies. That being said I will explain myself. The first Mortal Kombat movie, was awesome. Every single video game that has been made into a movie, other than that BLOWS. Max Payne is no different. But I do hope that one day, some video game will be made into a great movie.
From the shitty acting of Mr. Entourage Producer himself, to the plot that left nothing resolved, there was absolutely nothing redeeming about Max Payne. You didn't give a shit about any of the characters and the twists couldn't have been less creative or predictable. The only positive is that I like the way snow looks with blood. I think more films should employ this device.
In the end, don't see Max Payne. It will be a phenomenal waste of your time and money. To quote Billy Madison, "everyone in this room is now dumber from having listen(seen) to it." And that's how this movie makes you feel.
1 comment:
Wow. That's...critical. I was actually kind of looking forward to potentially seeing it. I no longer am. Thanks for the heads up.
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